1.Wooden hockey sticks bend where and when you want as you apply your body weight.
2.Wooden hockey sticks break and breaking sticks is part of the game.
3.Wooden stick breaking is part of the game.
4.Wooden hockey sticks get the green back in your game.
5.Wooden hockey sticks launch your shot clean.
6.Wooden hockey sticks send your shot hard
7.Wooden hockey sticks are a seamless extention of your arms on the ice.
8.Wooden hockey sticks restore your confidence as a puckhandler.
9.Wooden hockey sticks are great for puck control
10.Wooden hockey sticks are great for single hand puck control.
11.Wooden hockey sticks sound better.
12. Wooden hockey sticks make the rink sound more exciting.
13.Wooden hockey sticks make the game more exciting.
14.Wooden hockey sticks will restore your confidence as a player.
15.Wooden hockey sticks score more goals.
16.Wooden hockey sticks sound healthy.
17.Wooden hockey sticks accelerate the puck.
18.Wooden hockey sticks hurt more on contact.
19.Wooden hockey sticks strike the puck in a clean sweep.
20 Wooden hockey sticks handle out of control and bouncing pucks better.
21 Wooden hockey sticks launch the puck with authority and without hesitation.
22.Wooden hockey sticks have a sweet spot.
23.Wooden hockey sticks have a center of gravity known to the shooter.
24.Wooden hockey sticks are part of hockey history.
25.Wooden hockey sticks are accurate.
26.Wooden hockey sticks are part of hockey heritage.
27.Wooden hockey sticks create jobs.
28.Wooden hockey sticks are green.
29.Wooden hockey sticks restore puck control.
30.Wooden hockey sticks trap bouncing pucks.
31.Wooden hockey sticks trap the puck with one arm extended.
32.Wooden hockey sticks have better curves.
33.Wooden hockey sticks are just heavy enough in the hand of the shooter.
34;Wooden hockey sticks give you a hard and versatile shot.
35Wooden hockey sticks give you a better boomer.
36.Wooden hockey sticks have no shot drift.
37.Wooden hockey sticks are stiffer in the shaft and more flexible in the blade.
38.Wooden hockey sticks give your shot a heavy feel.
39. Wooden hockey sticks scare the goalie.
40. Wooden hockey sticks have a natural hand feel.
41.Wooden hockey sticks are made with less waste.
42.Wooden hockey sticks are solid all the way through.
43.Wooden hockey sticks make better butt ends.
44.Wooden hockey sticks are fun to tape with friction tape.
45.Wooden hockey sticks are cheaper.
46.Wooden hockey sticks require less oil in their manufacture.
47Wooden hockey sticks reduce the risk of being impaled in the corner on your own stick.
48Wooden hockey sticks do not descriminate as to weight and ability of the shooter.
49Wooden hockey sticks are made of “lumber so you can lay the lumber on him”.
50Wooden hockey stick users never say “lay the plastic on him.”
51Wooden hockey stick users never say ” don’t plastic butte end him”
52.Wooden hockey sticks are accurate.
53.Wooden hockey sticks are for crosschecking.
54.Wooden hockey sticks have personality.
55.Wooden hockey sticks are more dense.
56.Wooden hockey sticks have a center of gravity above the blade neck.
57.Wooden wooden sticks are better balanced.
58.Wooden wooden sticks are solid all the way through.
59.Wooden hockey sticks and the national anthem go together.
60.Wooden hockey sticks smell like the forest.
61.Wooden hockey sticks have no extra bounces.
62.Wooden hockey sticks are more efficient.
63.Wooden hockey sticks are a natural extention of a player’s reach.
64.Wooden hockey sticks trap the puck better.
65.Wooden hockey sticks have less curve
66.Wooden hockey sticks handle out of control pucks better.
67.Wooden hockey sticks shoot the backhand better.
68.Wooden hockey sticks slap the boomer better.
69. Wooden hockey stills will break to stop a player from impaling him/her self..
70. Wooden hockey sticks are gender neutral.
71. Wooden hockey sticks put the lumber back in your game.
72. Wooden hockey sticks put the wood back in your game.
73. Wooden hockey sticks give you confidence.
74. Wooden hockey sticks complete the player.
75. Wooden hockey sticks are just part of the game.